The MILF Next Door

One of my callers has quite the hots for Kate Middleton and imagines doing some very naughty things with her and to her and loves to visit those fan sites where they have photoshopped her head on a porn stars body so it looks like she is really nude. Now that she’s cranked out two little ones, she’s officially a MILF. A “mom I’d like to fuck.” I laughed once when a naive caller thought MILF meant “mother in law fantasy.” I still laugh over that one! I told them what it meant and they were quite confused, but in any case, lots of guys seem to like to fuck women who are mothers, which I guess most women eventually become.

He wanted Kate to suck on his cock and blow his load of spunk all over her chops until it dripped down to her perky breasts and then get her on all fours and pound her pussy, which he was certain would be shaved or waxed, and fuck her until she couldn’t stand it anymore and was begging for his hot, salty load inside of her, dripping down her royal thighs in rivulets of cum. Making her into his cum covered royal whore. He liked to humiliate and degrade his women and do all kinds of dirty things to them, like make them gargle his piss before swallowing it, or pissing all over their tits and down their tummy, even spraying it on their face.

What could be better than having a royal to do these dirty things to? He quite fancied her and thought she’d be a good whore for him to use and abuse, and the fact that she was a MILF now, was so much the better. So the next time you see some of the royals waving to the crowds on t.v., just think how some out there are making them do the dirtiest things in their sexual fantasies, they love to call up phone sex girls like me and share their naughty fantasies with about it.